'How To Tell if You're a Basic B*tch' is Utterly Hilarious

By: Emilie Picillo - Published: Apr 22, 2014 • References: youtube and buzzfeed
If you've ever wondered whether or not you're a "basic b*itch," CollegeHumor's new video 'How To Tell if You're a Basic B*tch' will give you some pretty strong clues in finding the answers you're looking for.

Starring Patrick Warburton as 'M.D. Philip A. Oliva,' a young couple nervously await the doctor's verdict on a recently diagnosed medical condition referred to as 'Basic B*itch.' The illness entails liking scented candles, sweatpants with "sexy" written on the rear, reputedly tweeting the phrase "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas," where the doctor's rebuts, "everyone knows what happens in Vegas."

Concluding her diagnosis with, "you basic," the doctor attempts to treat her condition by avoiding anything considered "basic" by reading a book, browsing the Internet and any other activities that may prevent her from taking in what the doctor quotes as, "basic a** sh*t."