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Coca-Cola Suicide Maker

Coca-Cola is introducing a new vending machine that dispenses 100 different flavor combinations. This will bring Coke’s flavor choice almost equivalent to the number of jingles they have.

The machine will be no larger than current vending stations that handle only eight flavors.

The high concentrates come in cartridges like your printer. Remember when you just dumped soft drinks together an made suicides? Coke does too. Since Coca-cola considers themselves in the hydration biz, they have a lot to gain by offering custom suicides.