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Cocaine Energy Drink Sparks Buzz

By: Jeremy Gutsche - Published: Sep 25, 2006 • References: drinkcocaine
A new energy drink is billing itself as liquid Cocaine. Not surprisingly, it is getting a little buzz. The website explains the product, "You are about to experience the highest energy content of ANY energy drink on the market today! 350% greater than The Bull! Cocaine is not just a re-hash of existing drinks: It is a completely unique new formula - it tastes like a fireball, a carbonated atomic fireball!"

The website is loaded with lingo that is sure to get attention, like suggesting you that you can buy Cocaine from one of their Dealers.