A new energy drink is billing itself as liquid Cocaine. Not surprisingly, it is getting a little buzz. The website explains the product, "You are about to experience the highest energy content of ANY energy drink on the market today! 350% greater than The Bull! Cocaine is not just a re-hash of existing drinks: It is a completely unique new formula - it tastes like a fireball, a carbonated atomic fireball!"
The website is loaded with lingo that is sure to get attention, like suggesting you that you can buy Cocaine from one of their Dealers.
Cocaine Energy Drink Sparks Buzz
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