Cocaine Energy Drink Sparks Buzz

By: Jeremy Gutsche - Published: • References: drinkcocaine
A new energy drink is billing itself as liquid Cocaine. Not surprisingly, it is getting a little buzz. The website explains the product, "You are about to experience the highest energy content of ANY energy drink on the market today! 350% greater than The Bull! Cocaine is not just a re-hash of existing drinks: It is a completely unique new formula - it tastes like a fireball, a carbonated atomic fireball!"

The website is loaded with lingo that is sure to get attention, like suggesting you that you can buy Cocaine from one of their Dealers. Stats for Cocaine Energy Drink Sparks Buzz Trending: Older & Warm
Traction: 7,866 clicks in 444 w
Interest: 4 minutes
Concept: Cocaine Energy Drink Sparks Buzz
Related: 70 examples / 54 photos
Segment: Neutral, 18-35
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