Far Fetched Ways To Water Down God

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Are you such a party animal that you can't bear to tear youself away from the club scene.... even to go to church? Never fear. The church will come to you. Stay as you are, have a drink (have as many as you like) and don't worry! They'll even entertain you.

That's right. Solace Church is ready to preach right IN the nightclubs and bars. Forget about sobering up. Anything goes. As the Solace Church says "Drink While You Think". Or come by for the live acts and music. Or even the free food. Or be amused while they find (albeit far-fetched) ways to tie in 'Prison Break' with church.

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