The Robert Brockway Book Was Written While High

By: Jacqueline Parrish - Published: Oct 23, 2009 • References: ucalgary & cracked
If you have ever found yourself in a wacky-tobacky smoke-induced haze through which you thought, "I’m going to write a children’s book." One of the writers of Asylum website has both already beaten you to it and probably written a better book than you ever could.

The children’s book "Maxwell the Dinosaur and the Mustachioed Boy" is the vulgar fantastical foray of a mustachioed young boy into a magical world of time machines, dinosaurs and a flaming chicken. Kudos to author Robert Brockway for creating what is soon to become a children’s classic. Stats for Chronic-Induced Children's Books Trending: Older & Chilly
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