During halftime at a basketball game between the New Jersey Nets and the Toronto Raptors, the Raptors’ mascot ate a cheerleader, shoes and all. There was wild speculation about what happened to the swallowed maiden later: Was the cheerleader regurgitated and subjected to a horrific fate, or was it all just a publicity stunt?
Discussions about the nutritional value of cheerleaders ensued. Apparently, Canadian cheerleaders are considered a hearty raptor meal, but those in California contain too many implanted parts and injected additives, so might actually equate to a raptor starvation-diet.
The Raptor initially appeared to be dancing with the cheerleader and then it reared its head back and completely engulfed the woman. The mascot then walked off the court. “That’s really a tough night right there,” a second announcer chimed in. The other cheerleaders didn’t break beat.
(huffingtonpost)
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