Able to stop a speeding bullet, I present you with the bullet-proof handkerchief, called â€œDÃ†mdurâ€ or "The Damned". Sold by Liborius, this Kevlar pocket square will be limited in number to ten: five in raw golden silk, and five in citric French cotton.
They're promoting it as "The Bullet-proof Handkerchief For the Promiscuous Idealist whom Lives in Elegant Danger."
Implications - You may be asking, "who would want a bulletproof handkerchief?" but there is a possibility of those who earn a living protecting important world figures, on the forefront of war, and maybe those who just living in a very bad neighborhood and constantly have a runny nose. Regardless, anyone couldn't say no to owning this one-of-a-kind handkerchief.
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