Britney Spears Tries to Kill Herself Edit
After Demonic Possession

Britney Spears has gone beyond the borders of “post-natal depression” and sailed clear on through to completely insane. In an even more bizarre twist than what we have been treated to already, Britney Spears has attempted suicide. Sources say she wrote the number 666 on her shaved head before tearing through the rehab facility she resides in, screaming that she is the Anti-Christ and attempting to hang herself with a bedsheet. What preceded this behaviour? A visit from estranged husband Kevin Federline. Britney apparently begged him to take her back and have another child. Judging from her behavior afterwards, their talk did not end the way Britney wanted. Some advice for you Britney:  Your self-indulgence has brought you to this point in your life. Learn to lay in the bed you have made for yourself and make some changes. They include: Get out of celebrity rehab, you need REAL professional help by QUALIFIED doctors.  They can help you instead of pandering to you. As well, stay away from Kevin Federline - it’s a harsh reality to face, but your husband has like a two minute attention span and no-one has or will ever be able to hold his interest for very long. It doesn’t matter one iota that you are Britney Spears.