Britney & Brand - Random Coupling for Awards (VIDEO)

Maybe I just really get this as of course Russell Brand is a UK export who has inexplicably be invited to host MTV VMA awards ceremony in the US. To put it into context he as best known as an ex drug addict, who got sacked for turning up to work at MTV dressed as Osma Bin Larden the day after 9/11.

Clearly all the trashy UK papers and have already decided they have shagged and are going to have babies and so forth. Blogs are alight with comments of chemistry but personally I don’t think you could have less chemistry if you combined chalk and chalk. Clearly Brand would be duty bound - as a sleaze who hits on everyone he comes within five miles of - to have a go at bedding Miss Spears. I would who wouldn’t, I would consider it.