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Breast Massage Robots

Wang Wei, founder and proprietor of Beijing BUBBY Robot Technologies CO., LTD. has created the Breast Massage Robot. A robot that is “capable to give physical massage to human breast the way professional massagers do.” He claims it is capable of automatically adjusting itself to fit various breast shapes and features good portability and a variety of massage programs. He already filed a series of patents for this invention. So it must be serious, right?

After much research the company specifies their target as “girls who are reaching or having reached puberty, hope to improve the growth of breast”, “Women who received surgery in the breast, desire to have a faster and better recovery”, “women who want to improve the quality of their sex activities”, “women who want to have pretty breasts”, “Women, who are under pressure, want to relax themselves”... and the list goes on. You can read more of the documentation and research at his site. I just don’t get the seriousness with a target like this.