The 'Borrow My Pen' set is the perfect weapon in the war against pen borrowing—no, I'm not being hyperbolic.
Few things are as annoying as people who constantly ask to borrow your pens and never return them. The next time someone asks if you have an extra pen to share, gladly offer them one these pens from the 'Borrow My Pen' set and they'll always remember to bring it back to you, they may even learn to start carrying around pens of their own.
'Borrow My Pen' comes with eight different humorous business names and their mottoes stamped on the side. An example of one of these businesses included in your set are "Springfield Sexual Addiction Center-From PERV to PERFECT in as little as 10 days." If only these existed when I was a young lad in high school.
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