If roller blading is too safe and streeg luge is too slow, then it is time for you to get the new body rolling suit.
Theses supersuits will let you cruise up to 70 km/h while being literally connected to the pavement.
Oh Gizmo explains, "It has morphed into a new style of free-skating that allows you to push it (your huevos that is) as far as you can imagine; such as doing 70 km/h downhill with your face only 10cm from the asphalt."
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