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The Bite 'Mustaches and Crime' Chart is a Ranks Rogue Facial Hair

By: Regan Canie - Published: • References: bite & holykaw.alltop
Gentlemen, the month of Movember is officially here, but before your start growing your facial hair for a good cause, you may want to consult the Bite 'Mustaches and Crime' Chart before your regrowth gives you a bad rap.

The list is a funny take on iconic 'staches ranking them on a scale that spans from "Prevents Crime" to "Commits Crime" with the chance to fall blissfully in between at the "Indifferent to Crime" mark. The hilarious depiction seems dead-on, starting with the "Paintbrush/Selleck" look earning the description of being unquestionably committed in abiding by the law and ending with Hitler-style stubble as obviously evil.

The Bite 'Mustaches and Crime' Chart is a go-to graph if you're going to grow a crime-free lip carpet of your own. Be careful; 'mo staches, 'mo problems. Stats for Lip-Carpet Criteria Lists Trending: Older & Warm
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Interest: 2.1 minutes
Concept: Bite 'Mustaches And Crime'
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Segment: Males, 18-55+
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