I mean, these are not even natural teeth. They are dentures, for crying out loud!
According to The London Paper, the dentures were apparently pawned by their owner and are now on display at a pawn shop in Illinois.
Implications - The shiny dentures have exactly seven carats of diamonds and three red rubies. It may sound like a pretty sight, but the dentures are actually quite grotesque! You can get up-close and personal with the fake teeth while browsing through the featured images -- if you dare!