The 'Beware: Dog Can't Hold Its Licker' doormat is a hilarious wordplay on a popular idiom. Most of us know at least one person who can't hold their liquor, meaning they suffer from an embarrassing ailment whenever they drink alcohol, such as excessive aggression or a tendency to cry or get sick.
Thankfully, in the case of Spot/Buster/Dixie, the phrase simply means that they get a little over-excitable with their tongue-wagging - not that they need someone to hold their hair back or keep them from drunk-dialing their ex (again).
If you're furry canine friend can't be trusted not to shower your guests with enthusiastic, borderline-hysterical (french) kisses, let them know they're in for a treat with this funny doormat.
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