So you think you can drink? Maybe you should try this $20 beer syringe, with a mouthpiece instead of a needle, which lets you drink up to 24 ounces in less than two seconds.
The Bierstick is made from FDA approved materials with a friction-fit mouthpiece that enables easy filling and cleaning without causing a mess. If you think you can drink now, you haven't seen anything yet.
You basically fill it with beer (or other liquids), put the mouthpiece back on and push the air out of the tube, then you place the end cap against a wall (or the chest of a girl in white underwear) and drink up!
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