Facial Hair Purses Edit
'Beard Bags' Are Weird, Wearable Wallets

The mainstream obsession with felt faux beards has reached critical mass, but at least Caroline Ballhorn’s felt and vinyl ‘Beard Bags’ have an alternate purpose. They’re hollow and affixed with a zipper to hold cash, cards and other small, relatively slim personal objects close by.

Thanks to Beard Revue, I’ve learned a fun new title for these fake beard manufacturers: Orthotic Pogonologist. Sounds official, doesn’t it?