Yeah, bad as in awful, not bad as in good. I’m going to go out on a limb here and suggest that tattooing “Baby on Board” is not such a great idea. And why would you want a hanger imprint tatted on your back unless you want people to think you just got it on in the coat closet with the coat check girl?

“Do Not Resuscitate” isn’t a wise thing to put on your chest, unless you really, really mean it. Really mean it. Really.