Cheeky Diaper Ointment - Bad Ass Booty Balm (GALLERY)

This cleverly tagged anti-diaper rash ointment is bound to draw better brand recognition than its competitors.  One might argue that the name “Bad Ass Bootie Balm” is inappropriate, but with the end users being unable to read, this may be a moot point.

The $6 baby product appears to be very healthy too, as it contains healthy ingredients like aloe butter, zinc oxide, beeswax, lanolin, emu oil, Peru balsam essential oil, German chamomile essential oil and helichrysum essential oil .

What else could you possibly want to treat your infant with?