So you are at your friends house, and it is getting dark. You go to turn on their lamp, and when you do, you see the greatest thing ever: they have a bacon lamp. The greatest of all meats has at long last been transformed into not only a usable household object, but into the best birthday present ever.

The dude who made this amazing piece of home design innovation intended it to be a birthday gift for his beloved. I know what I would do if my boyfriend gave me a bacon lamp for my birthday. I would kick him out and eat the lamp (but that’s just me).