Authentic Von Dutch Personal Pinstriping Box - $270,000

If you think Von Dutch is a clothing designer, you’re wrong!  The real Von Dutch customized cars.  And now, his name is being used to sell overpriced hats.  This authentic box from the authentic Von Dutch heritage went on sale on eBay.  The price: $270,000.  What a bargain!

“Luckily, the ghost of Von Dutch already suffered the gross indignity of his name being licensed to sell overpriced trucker hats. An injustice that great assures Von Dutch will be not coming back from the dead to rattle around Beverly Hills mansions looking to reclaim his hammers or pick-up truck tailgate.” (Jalopy Junktown)