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Armored Baby Carriages OMG

Comes With Sadistic Cradle and Sinister Walker

 
 
Emily A. Davidson
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Shi Jinsong from Beijing designed these apocalyptic baby accessories on display at the “China- Contemporary Revival” exhibit at the Palazzo Reale in Italy.

The armored carriage belongs to Jinsong’s ‘Ne Zha’ series of incredibly unsafe baby products. A carriage protects and cradles the baby, betraying it’s darker, violent functionality as infantile weaponry. Or is it infantry weaponry?

The armored carriage comes with a sadistic cradle that invites ooh’s and aah’s over sleeping baby, but rejects too-close onlookers with a futuristic tommy gun. A sinister baby walker provides the perfect platform for bouncing, battling babies.

Warning: may cause a surge of ‘Rambo’ baby names.

Photo Credits: designboom

Through his razor-sharp sculptures and related works, shi jinsong initiates a dialogue, at once menacing and ironic, between the forms of mythic chinese culture and modern day globalization. (designboom)


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Pub: Dec 21, 09

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FOUR WAYS TO REACT: vote, favorite, add more examples of Armored Baby Carriages or comment about Comes With Sadistic Cradle and Sinister Walker.

Shelby Lee Walsh on Dec 21, 09  1,352 Trends   1,515 Comments
If terminator was a daddy-to-be, this is definitely what his offspring would be riding in.
Shelby Lee Walsh on Dec 21, 09  1,352 Trends   1,515 Comments 0
OMG Voted by Shelby Lee Walsh on Dec 21, 09
Favorited by Jennifer Hodgson on Dec 29, 09


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