Booze in a Box (Not Cheap Wine) - Lux Ardbeg Scotch

“I say old bean, since I’m providing the shells for the hunt, shall you be bringing the scotch?” “But of course, Lord VanDever, I shall bring my scotch in a box.”

Ardbeg Scotch in a box (just love saying that!) is a limited-edition release of Ardbeg Double Barrel inspired by the Lord V.P./U.S. Richard Chaney shooting spree.

For 23 grand you get a couple bottles of fine sipping scotch (in a box) in hand-blown single cask bottles sealed with wax and marked with the cask number, which is totally meaningless because you will be pouring it over your wound to sterilize it. The box is made of leather.