20 Macho Must-Haves for Super Bowl XLIII Parties Edit

Okay, sports fans, listen up: The Super Bowl is one week away, and that means it’s crunch time. Whether your Super Bowl party plans are ironed out or still up in the air, these must-have accessories cover the three B’s: Beer, BBQ and your Boys.

Let’s start off with beer. Beer snobs will love the all-in-one NanoBrewMaster because it brews your own beer for you, but that requires some advanced planning. For Super Bowl purposes, my must-haves are the remote-controlled beer keg so you don’t miss a minute of the game or commercials, the beer bottle sweatshirt to keep beers safe from flailing arms after miscues on the field and the fire extinguisher beer to quench fiery mouths after too much extra-spicy salsa.

Next up is BBQ. Everyone knows that the grillmaster is often stuck outside. These portable BBQs let you grill closer to the action, and are far cooler than trying to convince your significant other to install an HD flatscreen outdoors. In case your Super Bowl party isn’t actually held at your home, these briefcase versions let you bring the grill to parking lot tailgate parties or to a buddy’s house.

Finally, your best boys. No Super Bowl party is complete without a rowdy bunch of your favorite football fans. While men are an easy bunch to please, some macho accents don’t hurt. We already have the beer and BBQ covered, but a sweet home theater, Astroturf ottomans and lighting made from recycled bottles make your Super Bowl manctuary complete.