Superstar
There is nothing more majestic then watching these terrific tanks and hellacious Hummers tearing through tough terrain. My good friend is a tanker, and he would tell me tank-themed stories that would make my head spin.

Kind of like how terrific tanks spin on their treads. Tanks command respect and inspire fear on the battlefield, as do gas-guzzling Hummers. Share in all the coolest tank and Hummer stuff without actually having to be in the military. You'll thank me later.