From H1N1-Thwarting Suckers to Lollibeans

By: Brian G Randles - Sep 17, 2009   Updated: Mar 24 2011
Lollipop, Lollipop oh la la I'll stop now. Hard to make this cluster masculine, but I will do my best:

THIS CLUSTER IS THE SEED-SPREADING, BEEF-EATING, BEER-SMASHING, END-ALL BE-ALL OF THE HARD CANDY SUCKING WORLD: CRAZY ASS MEAT STEAK LOLLY!!!

Anyway, from from H1N1-thwarting suckers to lollibeans, enjoy the best in ludicrous lollipops.

Implications - Today's adventurous consumer craves constant progression in everything from cuisine to couture. Thus, a tidal wave of strangely flavored food products have hit the shelves of stores everywhere, serving as a fun, yet harmless form of thrill seeking. These strange flavors range from those that do not belong (bacon-flavored candy) to those that are not even considered edible (insect lollipops). Though they may seem highly unorthodox now, these flavor will soon be the norm.