Lollipop, Lollipop oh la la I'll stop now. Hard to make this cluster masculine, but I will do my best:

THIS CLUSTER IS THE SEED-SPREADING, BEEF-EATING, BEER-SMASHING, END-ALL BE-ALL OF THE HARD CANDY SUCKING WORLD: CRAZY ASS MEAT STEAK LOLLY!!!

Anyway, from from H1N1-thwarting suckers to lollibeans, enjoy the best in ludicrous lollipops.