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The Dark Side sucks and I can prove it with 26 Joyous Jedi Finds. Why would you want to run the risk of being choked out by Darth Vader when you can just join the Jedi and have Luke Skywalker adventures?

The light side is the right side. Who needs the Death Star when you can have lightsabers and force push? Next time you see a Sith lord or a stormtrooper cosplayer you look em’ straight in the eye and give them this, 26 Joyous Jedi Finds.