Proving the Dark Side Sucks, From Golf Clubs to Police

By: Michael Hines - Published: Jan 30, 2010
The Dark Side sucks and I can prove it with 26 Joyous Jedi Finds. Why would you want to run the risk of being choked out by Darth Vader when you can just join the Jedi and have Luke Skywalker adventures?

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