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I would love to have a monkey as a pet. Other than the fact that I'm in the wrong climate, my apartment is too small and I'm pretty sure it's inhumane, I think i would make an excellent companion. Until I get that million dollar villa in Costa Rica I guess I'll just have to settle for monkeys and primates on the TV. If I really am desperate for the primate experience, I suppose I could always pick up some gorilla chic fashion too.