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These Helmets Might be Useful for the Disgraced Lance Armstrong

By: Jonathon Brown - Published: Jan 18, 2013
A disgraced Lance Armstrong came clean last night on the Oprah Winfrey Network after years of speculation about his use of performance enhancing drugs. What the interview revealed was that Lance Armstrong cheated in winning his seven Tour De France titles.

Not only did he cheat, but he also sued people who said he cheated over the years. With so many people criticizing Armstrong’s actions, the disgraced cyclist would be wise to protect his head and browse while out riding by using some of these incredible helmets. Since his sport of choice is cycling, these bicycle and motorcycle helmets should suit his daily rides perfectly.

One option might be a full motorcycle helmet that covers his entire face. This might be useful given that he may want to hide his face from disappointed fans for a while. There is also a self-slaughtering helmet, which is perfectly symbolic for a disgraced Lance Armstrong at the moment.