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From Bold Busty Bread to Naughty Bosom Neckwear

By: Regan Canie - Published:
It's no secret that sex sells in almost every aspect of consumer necessities, and it's proven time and time again when advertising campaigns or clever packaging turns towards breast-shaped innovations a busty boost in sales is sure to follow.

For some it's too scandalous but to others it's hilarious, the concept of playing your music from a breast-shaped boombox or lounging on giant pillows that have been molded after mega mammary glands. Tombs are being crafted with exterior ta-tas, milk dispensers are capped with cleavage that literally lactates, and even bread is being packaged in double-D design.

The fixation for the above-the-waist accessories may be a little much, but it seems as though the bizarre breast-shaped innovations will continue to bloom as the inflation of sales speak for themselves. These pushed-up products keep ending up on the best seller lists every year.