Superstar

From Redneck Burials to Motor Home Demolition Derbies

By: Michael Hines - Published: Mar 7, 2010
I want to be a redneck after creating this cluster. I’m already halfway there with my truck and my country music, but I want to go all the way if you know what I mean.

I want to be the guy with the farmer's tan and the wife with two first names. I want to be the guy who stat tracks Nascar obsessively. Hopefully I can learn how to be a redneck sooner rather than later. Wish me luck guys!