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Looking for useless gift ideas?  Bacon-flavored dental floss, arm pit hair tee-shirts and fake hairy toes… These are just a few of the memorable wastes of money you’ll find on this lovely video.

In an effort to explore the outer boundaries of holiday gifting, we bring to you this hideous list. 

Looking for a useless gift idea for Dad?  Make sure to check out the faux-leather buttered toast wallet and Lincoln lollipops. 

Looking for a useless gift idea for Mom?  She’ll hate you forever with real rhino poop wrapped adorably in a ribbon, nestled in a lovely glass box.

ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED 09/12/08

Fake Hairy Toes
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Armpit Hair Shirt
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Fake Food Wallets
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Croc Cell Phone Case
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Gross Bathroom Decorating With Fallen Hair Tile Designs
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Playing With Food for Stress Relief
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Historical Lollipops
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Endangered Feces
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Say "I Love You" By Swallowing Gold
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Stupid USB Devices
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Flavored Cutlery
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Greasy Dessert Breakfasts
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Snot Pockets
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Talking Toilet Paper
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