Jemima Packington Can Predict The Future With Asparagus
Kristina Marković — January 27, 2014 — Unique
The world's first ever Asparamancer is a asparagus mystic by the name of Jemima Packington who can predict the future by using asparagus strands. Today many people are sceptical of tarot readers, fortune tellers and palm readers but now there is a new profession for predicting the future- the Asparamancer. The technique created by Jemima herself consists of dropping the asparagus onto the ground and formulating readings based on the way the stands fall and different directions have different symbolisms.
The bizarre practice is similar to that of Tyromancy- the reading of cheese or Omphalomancy which is reading the knots in an umbilical cord. Jemima Packington claims that the strange vegetable readings can tell the future of the weather, seasonal climates and sports events. The bizarre approach respectably has many skeptics; however, Jemima or rather the Asparamancer never fails to amaze people with her creative predictions.
The bizarre practice is similar to that of Tyromancy- the reading of cheese or Omphalomancy which is reading the knots in an umbilical cord. Jemima Packington claims that the strange vegetable readings can tell the future of the weather, seasonal climates and sports events. The bizarre approach respectably has many skeptics; however, Jemima or rather the Asparamancer never fails to amaze people with her creative predictions.
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