"Hot Dog Legs"

The (newest) trend is showing off those legs, and Schnieders has some serious competition. An anonymous Tumblr genius has successfully analogized the classic household wiener to that of human legs. Once these comparisons have been seen by the human eye, they cannot be unseen.

The recent interest in 'hot dog legs' has peaked an onset of persons dressing their legs with condiments and submitting these photos to the author. The outcome is humorous, appetizing, and often hairy.

While this may not be the next 'duckface', 'hot dog legs' will undoubtedly have a tremendous impact on Web 2.0 from this point onward. While some may see this as an opportunity to showcase their love for packaged meat and legs, the outcome is likely dissuasive upon those who once enjoyed uploading these images to their social media platform of choice. Perhaps now we can finally put an end to these gorgeous young women displaying photos of their legs upon breathtaking landscapes.

Implications - Predicted forecast: there will be a spike in hot dog sales in the 3rd and 4th quarter of this year's annual sales