Cruel Ugliness Cures - The Genuine Ugly Bag
I can't believe the Ugly Bag is a real product.
The Genuine Ugly Bag in the "Heavy Duty for Extra Ugliness" variety, has a sketch of a woman on it, with petite facial features and a retro winged haircut.
"This ugly bag is guaranteed to cure ugliness," the bag reads.
"Directions: Open bag and place over head of ugly person with face side facing…