The Ulysse Nardin Tellurium J. Kepler wrist watch (what a mouthful), “rotates the Earth in its true geographical shape seen from above the North Pole.” It’s got all kinds of bells and whistles like a sapphire crystal and a platinum case, and it winds itself. Only 99 have been made, I assume because no more than 99 people in the world are willing to fork over $118 grand for a watch.